Saturday, May 29, 2010

case number 44

just several cases of ham-acting and camwhoring
with artworks at openings
such as this :




this
and this

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

case number 43

no more nude sessions with tetchie agbayani
more sorely missed
is this




or are we all running out of acetic acid already?

case number 42

you start out something, and out comes the clones such as :


http://evilartblogger.blogspot.com/

and

http://whatsartinthewrongscene.blogspot.com/


it's either an oblique flattery

or

everybody wants to join the

mutual admiration society.

sorry,

it has always been
by
invitation
only.

but thanks for this viral marketing ploy for my blog, guys!


Thursday, February 25, 2010

case number 41


too many guards guarding nothing or the bank, maybe

Saturday, February 20, 2010

case number 40


when ideas are not too bright and writers doing art
hence
giving artists a bad name




case number 39


when art groups/art collectives
become cult members
of
Professor X
aka Dr. D

ei guys,
throw him a frickin bone

will ya!


yeah, baby, yeah!



Tuesday, February 16, 2010

case number 38


when no one can not be that brutally honest answering these questions

Should one sleep with an artist
whose work one does not like?

who is better at sex - painters or conceptual artists?

How can one escape from a never-ending video installation
while in the presence of others?

What should one say to close friends
when they exhibit bad work?

hmmm, maybe this guy would:

Sunday, February 14, 2010

case number 37


defining aesthetics
by the presence
of beauty queens
and cosmetic surgeons
in an art exhibit

case number 36


case number 35



the boazanian empire
is actually
the one
controlling
CCP


case number 34


X
marks the spot

- an example of "straight edge"
art

Saturday, February 13, 2010

case number 33

Criticism Failure





criticizing against things they
deem not wort criticizing at all
thru facebook

Thursday, February 11, 2010

case number 32


making a career out of art contests






real careers are to be found in these




especially in this


case number 31



nothing wrong with this,

obviously,

kasi lahat TAMA!

Monday, February 8, 2010

case number 30


manila version of The Office

with "Rick Gervais"
on the far right

he got back with
his seona dancing bandmates

for their
office party

case number 29


Gothika Filipina 2 : One Painting Exhibition by Igan D'Bayan


i guess this is the best he can do for the show -
just show one painting

at least he's honest

and did not rush it

maybe the next one
he'll have a
a half-painting exhibition

Saturday, February 6, 2010

case number 28




valentine-themed shows

as bad as being hosted by

gallery owners who

is so named at birth



case number 27


case number 26

witkin

and

auction upstart

inspiration failure !


but she's still laughing her head off all the way to the bank

case number 25


performance art,
especially of this kind,
nuff said.



Friday, February 5, 2010

case number 24


mixing art and advocacy in a commercial gallery -

aimless

unfocused

misfired bullets of dissension

case number 23


new medyas art - new pair of socks, same old stink

case number 22

humorless artists


1

and their corny comments

"eto mannet i think this is the answer sa what is wrong with the artscene shit...everyone is aiming to be bought like this or something hehehee...admit it!!..may bumibili pala talaga hehehe..lovet"


referring to



Wednesday, February 3, 2010

case number 22

such as this




this
for
180,000 php

and

Sunshine a watercolor for 65,000php



or would you rather buy from this -


at least there wont be knock-offs from this

always knock-ons









Tuesday, February 2, 2010

case number 21




do artists really want this ? -

Sunday, January 31, 2010

case number 19


the proliferation of dali moustaches on artists

and on art groupies





=

moustache fail
!

compared to this


or this








Saturday, January 30, 2010

case number 18





nothing changed, nothing will ever change at all.



Friday, January 29, 2010

case number 18

irony of ironies who can not see the irony

- http://philvisualarts.blogspot.com/2008/05/will-last-pinoy-art-critic-please-turn.html

also proclaiming something as dying to something which is dead already.

or are we dealing with zombies ?

and what's this -

"Maybe to the lifestyle editors of mainstream publications, the role of an “art critic” is something assigned to him, and lumped with the “music critic” or “theater critic” due to limited space or budget constraints. It’s a pity. Our young and new visual artists deserve far better treatment than that."


so the designation is just assigned then, eh?

case number 17

artists endorsing politicians
worse yet, impressarios impressing such suppositions on artists such as -


oh well, i guess the arts can eke out something out of this somehow....
that is...
if they got elected anyway.
but i think it's just fair to be endorsing one's brother, ya think?


but i'd rather be endorsing this -

or would you rather be endorsed by this -